FELLOW MEN: WHAT IS ONE PIECE OF ADVICE YOU CAN OFFER US ABOUT WOMEN? (Seriously, girls don't look at this?)?

I was just wondering if any of y'all could share just one piece of advice that you'd learned about girls/women in your lifetime.





State your age, too!!





(I'm twenty and a guy)FELLOW MEN: WHAT IS ONE PIECE OF ADVICE YOU CAN OFFER US ABOUT WOMEN? (Seriously, girls don't look at this?)?
First, I'm 43


I'm married to a beautiful woman...whose age I don't know if I should post here, but the years between us match our nine year old son's age.





I'm guessing you aren't married, but I will offer you some sage advice.


1. Never stop dating


Whether you go out to a nice restaurant, or have a picnic on the living room floor, women never tire of romance.


2. Have a song for her.


My song for my wife is ';Good Morning Beautiful'; I chose it because it's what I've said to her every morning for several years and some guy out there made a fortune off it. Now whenever she hears it, she says she thinks of me and us.


3.Be her friend.


Women love to have a close friend they can tell anything to. Who they don't have to have their guard up around. Try to be that person, in male form. Of course she's going to have that ';girlfriend'; that she giggles with over some girl thing, that we don't know about and probably wouldn't understand. But, I've learned that women appreciate having someone at home they can laugh, cry and talk to and just generally be themselves around.FELLOW MEN: WHAT IS ONE PIECE OF ADVICE YOU CAN OFFER US ABOUT WOMEN? (Seriously, girls don't look at this?)?
Always lie to a girl with sweet talks when she asks your opinion about anything about her even if she insists that you be only honest because she needs honesty that pleases her. If she says fine to you, it means it is not fine and you have done something very bad, you are in trouble.





Don't try to interrupt her while she is talking to you or having a gossip with others, it is a disrespect to her that will take ages to heal.





Always show the girl that you are a man that can handle himself and give her protection so she feels safe. Spend generously over her, she likes you more.





Women always say things that they really don't mean.





Edit: Not all girls are similar, some are bitchy and you need to avoid them.
I have learned that women, over all, do NOT have the same social codes or type of cognitive reasoning found in men.





This means that you shouldn't be surprised if a woman:





- Takes a jab or criticism WAY too personally, no matter how mundane or constructive it seems at the time


- Remembers it and brings it up 6 months later


- Tells you about another woman that she hates and wants to brutally murder, yet smiles and says hello to her when she sees her in person


- ';Needs'; companionship to go to the movies or to the restaurant's bathroom


- Immediately resorts to asking another human for help, rather than first trying to find a solution herself





Recommended reading:





- ';How to Succeed with Women'; by Ron Louis and David Copeland


- ';Androphilia'; by Jack Malebranche


- ';Not Guilty : The Case in Defense of Men'; by David Thomas


- ';He'; by Robert A. Johnson


- ';She'; by Roberty A. Johnson
If she's mad, let her have her venting session. If she wants to go away with the girls on holiday then say you are glad she will have a chance to relax and get away from pressures. The last is very important if you have children. Say you will be so glad to be with them, they are so wonderful to be round. After all, you can always go to that long planned sport match any old time.





Most importantly, if she's arsed, realize that she is always right. If you don't think she is, you just haven't listened hard enough.
I think they want power and rule over their man...


examples: they want the man to please them in only the way the woman herself wants, which is power


-in arguments they are always the winner





but of course they want faith too, so overall they just want their man to listen to what she desires, she needs, she wants(however indirect they can be, the man must be empathetic and understand), alas not any woman is alike I just think that is the majority





I am 17 and a guy ^_^





edit: this is advice on what women want =p
I'm well into my 60s. In my experience the biggest mistake men make is thinking there's something generic about women. Yeah, of course they usually have this or that characteristic. But all of those general things amount to squat. You just have to be interested in getting to know her. And let's get this straight, if all you're interested in is a roll in the hay, go to the next answer, because you're a twit.





The whole point is that she is a totally different person from you who, if you have any depth to you at all, you can get to know so well that with time it's like placing her somewhere inside you.





So relax and let down those BS macho defenses. and posturing - and if that macho crap works with her ... run! Above all listen, but I mean REALLY listen - not that opportunistic silence that poses as listening. After a little while it seems more like receiving little gifts than mere listening. And then you're on the other side of yourself, you've come to know what an ';other'; really is. And it never stops amazing you.





Did I mention I've been with the same woman for over 40 years!



There is a saying about a woman scorned.





They may be the sweetest, most loving, devoted and sexy beings with tons of integrity when you marry them, but when you divorce them that angel can turn into the b*tch from hell.





The moral is, (apart from keeping your eyes open) remember they are just imperfect beings who don't belong on pedestals.
Girls are very emotional. The little things that might seem meaningless to us, mean the world to them.





If you ignore a girl she will be more interested in you. Because they feel that if you ignore them, then you must have something going for you. That's why desperate is never a good thing to be.





Girls don't want to go with a guy that they feel, any girl can have. They want to know that you had a wide range of girls to choose, but you chose her. That's why so many girls stay with guys that cheat and come back. It turns them on to know that other girls want them, but the bastard chose her in the end. That's why nice guys finish last, because nobody else wants them, so they're not really a catch.





I know I've painted a very shallow picture of girls. But at your age that's pretty much what you're going to meet. When you get older you'll run into mature and more compassionate women. Hopefully. I'm 30.
Well by putting girls don't look, you are basically inviting tons of girl to look.





But, if I could give you any advice on women based on HUGE mistakes I have seen guys have made, but just be truthful, though you want to be careful if anything you say is insulting, but if it just might hurt, still say it.
Abandon technique. Do you care about her ? (First you need to pick one--there's no ';women'; solution). If you screw up all the details, keep going back for more, if you care. Show it, prove it, no matter how awkwardly. If she doesn't want you after all that, there's nothing you can do. And if you don't care, don't waste her time. Risk breaking her heart--just get out of there. It's what she would want, in the end. But you can't really go wrong if you're in love with someone.





But ... don't lose yourself in the process. If she wants you, keep you. Don't trade yourself for the couple; go for both. And insist she stay herself too. Only voluntary evolution can make a couple grow together.





Don't rely on stereotypes to navigate anything. You must be unique and express yourself in your unique way in order to make yourself more attractive than any other dude who knows he can buy the supposedly right clothes, send flowers, say the right things ... few women want a mass-produced hunk for more than one night.





If you can convince her to fart in your presence (we have boxes of matches throughout the house for that purpose), you'll know you're doing well.





I'm 32, happily coupled.
if you want advice about a woman, ask a woman.


we can give you more advice than any man.





i mean, half the time, we're not all that different from a man. we're not all perfect, and a lot of us don't actually expect to get everything we want from a guy. you don't HAVE to give us EVERYthing we want.
Im 14, never ever say they look fat in any way. Example don't say that her dress does make her look fat or don't give her diet coke when she wanted coke (regular). Also never ask her age or weight, those things are very secretive to girls. Last piece try to arrive one time so she doesn't wonder what ur doing or where ur at.
old enough to know and what i have to say is girls hate players and pimps and all that me with girls i am nice what you do is say something nice and meaning ful i have been doing this for a while worked everytime without fail she them you care let them see your romantic side it worked for me and i got all the ladies but don't hurt anyone tho
Lol good question. Don't piss them off, and don't EVER offer to go shopping with them...I'm still scarred.


Oh and if she wears stilletos to the beach...let her go.


Another thing actually, don't let her teach you to dance...especially when the instructors Latino and you can't take your eyes of her HUGE boobs.
girls come in all shapes and sizes, some are high maintenance a lot are not. some are too concerned with their appearance. they like to have a good time. i like girls. girls like guys usually. from time to time they may do some of the following; talk to to you, shop, say ';oh my god'; gossip, and play football. im 19 years younger than twice the age of a 19 year old. you have a lot of answers haha.
sorry i looked i wuz CURIOUS! don't hate! =P


first of all i'm twelve and a girl


haha


ok around girls (well if ur twenty i guess WOMEN) don't do all those craaaazy things 2 impress them or whatever. like, don't lie about ur money or whatever else guys lie about. =O


i met my guy friends this way:


i hung out with my friends and some guys came over 2 some of my friends, help on homework, whatnot. they looked cool 2 me, didn't look like idiots like some other immature guys in my school. so we talked and we became friends. they don't like 2 ADMIT that we're friends, but we're friends. =)


u can meet women the same way too. hang with ur friends (ok if u think i'm getting a TOTALLY wrong idea about what twenty-year old guys do, i'm sooorrrryyy! how am i suppposed 2 know how twenty-year old guys think?!) and maybe some women (aaah i'm used 2 using the term GIRLS) will come along. chat with them, like u were talking 2 ur own friends, and maybe u will start 2 feel a little more comfortable. just remember: (i keep 4getting that ur twenty, aaaaarghh!) how guys associate is COMPLETELY different from how girls associate. put two girls in a room and they'll sit down and chat. put two guys in a room and they'll shoot tennis balls into a Safeway shopping bag. girls like 2 talk, guys like 2 do stuff. try 2 incorporate a little of both when ur talking 2 women.


whew! as a 12-year old, ppl consider me mature and a good advice giver 4 my age. (guys always ask me 4 dating advice - like i would know!) what do u think?


hope i helped, and good luck!


EDIT: i like ur username, haha. exactly what i wuz thinking when the cursor wuz blinking on the screen...
well i have always noticed they go for jerks.... if you are too nice to them they will walk all over you.... so try to keep them on their toes.... you know what they say nice guys finish last ... and i think 95% of the time that is true... my problem is ... i cant be a jerk... i am always nice


another piece of advice dont be a cheater if they find out it will ruin things... if they decide not to leave you things will still never be the same... you will never be able to get back to where you once were








oh and im 20
Well...as you may have guessed we enjoy breaking the rules, the quickest way to get us to do something is to tell us not to, or we can't.


Let me think......always be on time, even if she's never read when you get there. Younger women do like jerks (don't ask me why) but after a few of those the more intelligent of us get wise....older women appreciate Nice.





Oh, know that once a month we go completely off our rocker....we have surges of emotion that even we can't explain...we feel bloated and uncomfortable and a little sympathy would be nice.
Phuck it. My long detailed Answer was erased and lost.





I do not have the time and energy to retype it all.





Good luck. You will need it. I would however still recommend that you buy and read the following book.





';The Anatomy of Sex and Power: An Investigation of Mind-Body Politics'; Hutchison, Michael





http://www.ayerego.com/si/AC020755I.html





And, see Google search:





http://www.google.ca/search?sourceid=nav鈥?/a>



Don't try to analyze them or offer advice of the 'you should have' variety when all they want to do is have someone to talk to.


A guy tells you his problems he wants advice.


A woman tells you, she wants support and a shoulder.





Age 60, married at 20 and never regretted it.
first off, sandfly is awesome haha. i agree


secondly


why are you trying to put girls into one big category? i'm 17 and i have had some insanely diverse girl-friends. they hate and love different things.


dont put them in a category.


and dont look for love.


let it come to you, God will let it happen in His time
hahaha...i am 19, and all it takes is you knowing who you are, where you wanna go, what you want to be, and confidence. NEVER let a women walk all over you. The tougher they are, the stronger a man they want, no matter physical build. Always try to be relaxed and comfortable. WOMEN ADMIRE THAT! And be little cocky too.
I'm a 20 year old woman and all I have to say is:


We are ALWAYS beautiful.


We are ALWAYS right.


We NEVER look fat in those jeans.


lol, but really, don't listen to these guys that say act like a jerk, some women will take it for a while, but you don't want to be there when she get's fed up!
Be yourself.


Listen to them


No means No


Stop hitting on them


Don't be a jerk


Treat them with the utmost respect.





That's about all I can tell you.


When I was a cub, the boys picked on me.


The girls took me into their club and taught me how to treat them.


They swore me to secrecy
Ok ...Im a female and I looked! sorry I was bored...jus had to peek!


for a question like this why would you only want one side ...you really should be asking a womans view as well....but since you really didnt want women to answer this I'll only suggest you listen to 'CTDave' and give him the 10 points he is giving you the benifit of good advise backed by experience.


Good luck!


Blessed Be!
There is ';man'; in ';woman';. There is ';men'; in ';women';.





Women are difficult to understand. They are like little child trapped in a woman's body. And yet they alone can give birth.





Men envied women because men can not give birth. In revenge, men get as many women as he can.





But he can not call one his own.





In the end. Man is alone. But women has her children.
I'm 15. You don't need to listen to any of these dorks who try to give you professional sounding advice, because they don't know anything.


Just be smooth- don't make it obvious that you like a girl- and just talk to them like you would to your friends and the rest will take care of itself.
They are trainable......it just takes time





Alot of time...





See them as little as possible, make up excuses like work or school. Make your self not a commodity, but a luxury. Don't refrain from showing affection.








And once a month, you will be carpet bombed. PMS buddy....It's not an exaggeration, it's really that bad.





Age 29






i'm a girl but i'll tell you a whole lot about girls.


their back-stabbing. bitches. liers. haters. sluts.


hoes. cunts. two faced.





they act all flirty in front of every guy and


they show clevage on purpose so you notice


how big her boobs are, or that the fact that she


actually has boobs. %26amp; she wants you too look


at them but when she notices you are, she goes


OH MY GOD, STOP. but she likes it. and she'll


tell all her frans... oh my god' he was checkin'


my boobs out.





yeah, and ask her out too lunch


and she'll tell the whole world what a big


deal it is.





ask her too homecoming and she'll FREAKIN'


freak out. yeah, girls are freakin' WEIRD.
(GOD HEARS THE WORDS OF THE WOMAN)


God hears the words of the woman who complains to Muhammad about the cruelty of her husband; God hears her words when she complains directly to him. God listens to everything that is said; he hears all and observes all.





-Qur'an, Al-Mujadilah, Surah 58:1



Skippy got game and is glad to help you.


The best advice skippy can give you is as follows.


If you want a chick, treat her like you dont care. Treat her like you are doing her a favor talking to her. In Skippys younger years, his best line in a night club was. ';Wait here for a bit, Im going to see if I can find someone better and if I cant, I will come back for you'; Worked every time.